Hey there, killer.

So you built a DTC brand. And like, it’s pretty big now. That’s rad.

Maybe you’re about to get into Nordstrom. Target? Costco?

Your spreadsheets are about to get lit. It’s probably time to redo your packaging for retail. And you’re gonna need a couple more employees to do all those barcode stickers and data entry.

Or, you could get a real system to manage the mess before it gets too messy. We call these systems Modern Enterprise Resource Planning. Modern ERP.

Yeah, Merp.

Merp is for you if…

You’re running a mom-and-pop shop or a multi-national empire. And yes, we do mean empire — complete with dramatic flair. Either way, you could use a modern ERP.

You like your employees.

You want an ops solution that’s so user-friendly, even your grandma could use it. And she still calls the internet “the Google.”

You like your customers.

They just want their stuff to arrive on time, cheaply. Process orders at Amazon-speed, from any warehouse in the world. And respond to their CX tickets faster, with a stack of relevant information at your fingertips.

You like money.

Faster than a skeleton on roller skates — streamline operations, cut costs, expand into more marketplaces. Hit the bottom line, the top line, and sign on some more dotted lines. You’re open for business.

I’m Merp.

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  • PIM, catalog management, product data. Whatever you call it, your deets go here.

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  • Orders from every sales channel, on one dash.

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  • Inventory counts, allocations, location management.

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  • Wholesale orders with attachments, notes, and tasks.

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  • Demand planning and forecasting. Finally.

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